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10:17am September 2, 2014

lubricates:

Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.

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8:36am September 2, 2014
tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

8:36am September 2, 2014

memewhore:

These people have no concept of even the most basic physics.

8:34am September 2, 2014

supernaturallybenedicted:

trogdorthe-burninator:

joleredon:

myghela:

The book:

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The movie:

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The Fan fictions
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The fans

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my life seems to depend on this post 

8:32am September 2, 2014

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

8:32am September 2, 2014
Anonymous asked: How do I make sure my gf doesn't catch me cheating on her?

alphabitches:

ok follow these simple steps:

1. pick up the trash
2. step outta ur house
3. open the trash can
4. step into the trash can

good now u r where u belong congrats!!!

8:31am September 2, 2014
jordanleeemerson:

vronboy:

water-lesbians:

whitetail-music:

fuckyeahragetoons:

blowing up bridges 

This must be the most satisfying job

its looks like sonic ran across that bridge


I did this once

gOTTA GO FAST

jordanleeemerson:

vronboy:

water-lesbians:

whitetail-music:

fuckyeahragetoons:

blowing up bridges 

This must be the most satisfying job

its looks like sonic ran across that bridge

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I did this once

gOTTA GO FAST

12:12am September 2, 2014

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

12:12am September 2, 2014

melthemagpie:

when you’re reading porn and you can’t tell what position their bodies are supposed to be in and you’ve lost track of all limbs and you’re just

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12:11am September 2, 2014

femalefederals:

"if she didn’t want those nudes released, she wouldn’t have taken them"

so I guess you wouldn’t mind all your friends and family seeing your smutty fanfictions and filthy text posts since you wouldn’t have made them if you didn’t want anyone to see them

12:10am September 2, 2014

littlelimpstiff14u2:

Here are some quick pictures I took of the completed bronze. Now it’s headed off to the Museum of American Illustration in New York City. It will be there as part of their Spectrum show. This was one of about seven sculptures selected for the exhibit from the last five years of the Spectrum art annual.

5:22pm September 1, 2014

heartsways:

Waiting for my pal at the airport. “She looks like Tatiana Maslany,” I said.

"That’s because it is Tatiana Maslany," said my wife.

So. There you go. First celebrity sighting. From a show I don’t even watch. Sigh.

5:19pm September 1, 2014

corrwill:

I applaud, Chris.

5:18pm September 1, 2014

hold up

lovelydeck:

pass-the-sass-please:

okay. I found this website that has a collection of people who made their prom outfits out of duct tape, yes, DUCT TAPE.

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can we all just take a moment

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to appreciate all of the hard workimage

that must have gone into these outfits

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like damn, that is a lot of duct tape and dedication

good job guys

There is actually a competition run by duck tape for the best duck tape prom dress and suit. I believe the winner gets like a ton of scholarship money!

1:54pm September 1, 2014

thymoss:

railroadsoftware:

no one ever says that Rome needed help from aliens to build their empire

#l laughed for days when i found out that #ancient egyptians used water to reduce friction and move blocks for distances #and that this was literally DEPICTED ON THEIR HIEROGLYPHICS #but ~western archaeologists~ #thought that the pouring of water depicted ~superstitious rituals~ #jfc