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9:09pm April 16, 2014
8:04pm April 16, 2014

videohall:

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

8:02pm April 16, 2014

becausejensenackles:

I feel like I should have seen that coming.

8:01pm April 16, 2014

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

8:01pm April 16, 2014

sweat-till-you-break:

I really wish everyone could understand that eating one bad meal WONT make you fat.

8:00pm April 16, 2014
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7:57pm April 16, 2014
hebbez:

Amazing.

hebbez:

Amazing.

7:45pm April 16, 2014

STUPID FANFICTION I was going to unalert all the glee stories, AND I HAD THE OPTION SHOW ONLY GLEE OKAY, AND I DELETED AND DELETED AND DELETED AND I DELETED THEM ALL, EVEN THE NON GLEE ONES SHITFUCK

7:37pm April 16, 2014
unshaped:

"laquida ermagerd"

unshaped:

"laquida ermagerd"

7:36pm April 16, 2014

deadlysick:

From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

7:33pm April 16, 2014
7:33pm April 16, 2014
7:24pm April 16, 2014

shuckl:

sirruraccoon:

shuckl:

watchthelightfade:

shuckl:

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

people might not want to be called dude

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care

7:23pm April 16, 2014
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